Max kisses Zack after they win a basketball game, then Zack insults Max because she feels bad that she really likes him. The basketball team then makes him go on a date with her so that she'll feel better, but then the date goes horribly wrong, with Zack revealing it wasn't his own decision to come, and Max feels worse than ever. Maddie helps London with her shopping problems.
Guest stars: Alyson Stoner as Max, Dennis Bendersky as Tapeworm